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All
your questions about Govan etiquette are answered here by
our resident expert, Uncle C.J.
Uncle
C.J. has spent many happy years observing and studying the
social habits of Govanites and his fond recollections are
at your disposal on these pages.
If
you have any questions for Uncle C.J., please post them, addressed
to him, in the Discussion Forum which you can find on the
Home page.
For advice from Scotland's
premier agony "aunt" on delicate matters of
how to behave if
you're asked to have sex with the Queen, how
to behave if you have to visit relatives in England, how
to get rid of cats, what
to do if a dog attacks your child, how
to deal with neighbours from hell, how
to get rid of mice, dealing
with problem children, how
to manage a relative who is thinking of voting Conservative,
advice on euthanasia,
fashion advice,
and how to manage
those delicate situations when you let rip smelly farts in
front of visitors, it's all here.
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