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A new season. Same old Scotland.
Ah think it wiz Jimmy Cliff whit sang "There
are more questions than answers" back in the 70's.
It might no huv been. It might huv been sumbody else. It
wiz definitely sum black guy, ah ken that much. Anyway,
it disnae matter whae the fuck sang it, the point is, it
sums up this latest defeat for Bertie's Boobs, a record
breaking fifth internashnul beatin in a row. Loadsay questions.
Nae fuckin answers.
Like;
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Where wiz the passion? |
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Where wiz the energy and aggression? |
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Where wiz the movement? |
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Where wiz the slick, first-time
passing? |
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Where wiz the drive frae midfield? |
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Where wiz the goal threat? |
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Where wiz the marking when
Denmark scored? |
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Where wiz ma burd at half-time? |
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How come she disappeared at
the same time as Shagger McConnell? |
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Why wiz she smiling when she
came back? |
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How come she said she wiz
away tae get the pies in, but didnae come back wi any
pies? |
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Where wiz the penetration? |
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These, and many more questions, have to be
answered, and pronto. Or Scotland's in big trouble. And
so's ma burd.
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