World Cup 2002 Qualifiers
Latvia	0	1	Scotland
			McCann

Ya wee beauty! See when wee Neil McCann popped in that last-minute winner, ah fair near wet maself.

They Latvians must be well pissed off and no mistake. Take that, ya Baltic bampots!

OK, so ma first-half tactics were a load of old keech, wi' big bad baldie Mattie Elliott playing at Centre Forward. The plan wiz simply tae make the Latvian defence shite themselves, but we simply never got close enough tae make it happen.

At Half-Time, ah switched things aboot, cos me and Archie Knox were getting right bored watching us get gubbed.

Thank goodness Sully the keeper had had his Weetabix fer breakfast, or we'd hae been oan the wrong end o' a spanking. Second Half wiz a big improvement, but, Jings!, ah never in ma wildest dreams expected us tae score a goal!

Wi' Belgium and Croatia drawing 0-0, that's us top o' the Group. Would you credit it?

Ah'm now plotting the downfall of oor next opponents, San Marino.

Ah wiz thinking, if ah put Neil Sullivan on the left wing and Neil McCann in goal, that wid really confuse them.

Paw Broon