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Ach weel, that's it fer anither 4 years. It's
been a rare World Cup though and ye canny argue that the
samba boyz were worthy winners, unless o' course ye're English.
And wan good thing tae come ootay it all is
that Scotland's defeat tae South Korea afore the finals
began disnae look quite so bad now, eh?
There's been many highlights, but here's jist
a few that stand oot in ma mind.
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Own Goal of the World Cup |
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The award fer best own
goal undoubtedly huz tae go tae the numpty at ITV
who thought Paul Gascoigne wid make a good football
pundit.
Gazza wiz nothing short
ay embarrassin to watch.
Incoherent and incomprehensible,
he looked like a rabbit caught in the headlights ay
a speeding juggernaut fer maist ay the time.
His "expert comments"
included such pearls ay tactical footballing wisdom
as "the lads joost need tae gan oot there an
get rite stuck in aboot them, like."
Paul should stick tae
whit he's good at - if there's ever a World Cup fer
Wife-Beating or Alcoholism, ah'm sure he wid make
a top class pundit.
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| Best
Goal of the World Cup |
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| Nae contest. Ronaldhino's
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| Best
Moment of the World Cup |
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Nae contest again. Ronaldhino's
winner against England will live long in the memory.
And another excuse tae
see Seaman greetin'.
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| Worst
Moment of the World Cup |
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The final whistle at the
end ay England V Argentina wiz a right sickener fer
me.
So here's another
wee picture of the best diver in the competition.
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| Best
totty of the World Cup |
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No satisfied wi huvving
the best fitba team, they Brazilian's urr World Champions
when it comes tae near-naked floozies wi wobbly bits
that jiggle up an doon.
Woof!
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Davie Dodds Award for ugliest player of the tournament |
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It's that boy Ronaldinho
again. A barry wee player, but whit a fizzog he's
goat oan him!
The kinday boat-race that
wid curdle cream at 50 paces. Mind, it obviously disnae
haud him back.
Accordin tae yon lapdancer
in Paris whae spilt the beans oan him, he's got a
tool like a jack-hammer, the dirty wee nyaff.
And, aye, ah ken the joke
aboot lobbin semen frae 30 yards.
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Anyway, that's me signin' aff fer a few weeks
noo. Ah'll see ye's aw again in August whin the new season
kicks aff and Berti's Babes take on Denmark in a wee friendly
afore we get doon tae the serious business ay tryin tae
qualify fer the 2004 European Championship Finals in Portugal.
Ah wid huvtay say though, there's aboot as
much chance ay Scotland winning wur group as there is ay
Preston bein' promoted tae the Premiership wi me in charge.
Bugger all.
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