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Scotland	0	2	Australia

Och, jings, crivens, help ma boab. Whit a stramash.

See they bloody Socceroos, they makes ma blood boil, they make me want tae spit so they do.

It's no that they gave us right gubbin. Och no, worse teams than them have done that and ah've no been as upset.

It's the Wimmin they brought wi them. Jings, nae wonder ah could'nae concentrate on the footie. A' these blonde, tanned, fit, long legged, big br .......

Jings, ah think ah need a wee lie doon.